Heather is a dumb (std negative, for now) whore.

hai guise!

2009-02-18T23:07:00.000-08:00

Today I narrowly escaped getting aids! (see pic below.)
Also I didn't get a job.
And WAHHHH CODY YOU get UNDER MY SKIN and shit. Because I am a weak person.

xxx

2009-02-16T21:46:00.000-08:00

so stupid it hurts.

2009-02-16T12:00:00.000-08:00

im too busy to write anything (hahah, right) but omg guys they are finding a cure for teh HIV

(uh heather why do you care so much about hiv/aids if you are apparently free of any and all std's?)

VEEDAYYY

2009-02-16T11:58:00.000-08:00

zomgs im so happy to have a bootyfull vday wif my luvyduvey ~~cody~~derrek.
we're makin shrimp passta! Since im a VEGETATION and alll.

&I saw a shitty horror movie and it was SOOOO GUD!

will you be my friend? anyone? plz?

2009-02-13T08:19:00.000-08:00

i shit glitter and have a magical vagina so of course a guy i dated 6 years ago still wasn't over me, rite? of course he didn't move on. that's just silly. so i decided to set him free from his misery and apologize for being a drugged out bitch. and you know what? he forgave me! and thanked me! (something about dodging a bullet? idk) i'm so glad he forgave me, i really needed that ego boost.

i gtg look for a job and then after quizno's turns me down, i'm gonna go spend money i dont have to go see a movie. and then in a few days i'll complain and sulk about how broke i am. see you then, faithful readers~!

two long suckfilled lists

2009-02-12T18:29:00.001-08:00

I changed my shit for the 2nd time. Because I wasn't thinking (per usu) and i'll prob change it only about 7 more times before the end of this year, no doubt. I swear.

Bad day, life sucks, etc etc, here is shit i say to make myself feel better:

10 things i am grateful 4:

10. My looks: I look like a normal troll, not so much a under the bridge troll. (okay, under the bridge during the day, i know, but i can venture out at night) And im a pudge but not obese (yet).
9. My Clothes. (Read: Material things)
8. Health (no stds, yet, SQUEE!)
7. Living by the beach - i'm sew lucky that my parents choose to live here and havent kicked me out yet!
6. perseverance (omg i used big word!!!)
5. Travel experience (this is where i say i went to exotic places like ZOMG EUROPE! Where they speak french and shit! I prob didnt even go there but you guys wont know the diff)
4. BOYFRIEND - Cody errrr i mean Derek is cool, neat, and stuff etc.
3. Family - My parents hate me, go fig.
2. BFFs- some lesbo and some homo, that dont even live in the same city as me. go me?
1. God (BECUASE JESUS LUVS ME NOMATTAWHUT~)

INSERT JPG I STOLE AND HOTLINKED FROM ISTOCKPHOTO HERE

5 things i wanna do more betterer

5.sleep and schedule-i have no life so i get to sleep all day and do whutever (doublesquee!)
4.Working out- i should stop smoking weed blah blah blah w/e
3. compassion and generosity- more big words! i want to volunteer and shit but thats stupid because i have no job anyways!
2. family - again my family hates me so i need to keep my bffffffls uberclose
1. Confidence- i need more approval from more peoples.

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO THIS BULLSHIT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I DID SOMETHING WITH MY DAY INSTEAD OF JUST BIKING TO MY DRUG DEALER!

no job and no car makes H a dull blogger.

2009-02-11T20:14:00.000-08:00

my life isnt interesting enough to warrant a blog but thats ok i'll just pick a topic at random and type up 2 paragraphs where i will say literally nothing. the three people who read my blog will think i'm so worldly and smrt. kthnx.

vd-free on v-day

2009-02-11T09:52:00.000-08:00

sooo me and not-cody are gonna maek v-day dinner but he likes meat and i only like fish. oh man, if only fish WAS meat, then we could just make fish and stop bothering the interwebs with our idiocy.

shout out to cody.

2009-02-10T17:05:00.000-08:00

you are better than this. go back home to shit town Missouri. run, far away.

aww guise.

2009-02-10T17:03:00.000-08:00

ppl r writin blogs about wittle ole me? awwe tats sew cools.

I jus wish they get their facts straight an be nicer.

2009-02-09T20:20:00.000-08:00

zomgz it was wet outside so i used it as an excuse to not go get a job/be a productive member of society.

and i dont have monkey aids. YAY.

2009-02-09T20:18:00.001-08:00

so i biked around with cody and i dont know wtf a map is so we tried to ask the popo and they laughed at us.

wtf

2009-02-08T12:44:00.000-08:00

who cant hold down a job at Subway for more than a day?
wtf did you do, get high and eat all the cheese triangles?